Profile
|
|||
| User: | canis_takahari (3776313) Here's the bright end of nowhere
I'm bored and I'm crooked like everybody |
||
| Name: | failing the rorschach test | ||
| Location: | Canada | ||
| Birthdate: | 1986-11-30 | ||
| Bio: |  "think you've seen it all? think again. outside those doors, we might see anything. we could find new worlds; terrifying monsters; impossible things. and if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!" - the tenth doctor; doctor who heyou hi there. i'm helen. i'm 21, and I've just finished a B.A. in english literature. i'm a liberal canadian. i read, write, and sometimes i sketch. mostly i'm lazy. this journal is friends only, but fic and icons are public and can also be found in my memories. if you want to be added, comment here. i like to get to know people first. you are therefore warned that I am slightly crazed, rather lewd, and swear a bit too much. nice to meet you. have a seat. fandom-y things as follows: >>film fight club. lord of the rings. star wars. back to the future. lock, stock, and two smoking barrels. raiders of the lost ark. indiana jones and the last crusade. kiss kiss, bang bang. iron man. ghostbusters. the boondock saints. 28 days later. live free or die hard. die hard. transformers. clerks. mallrats. dogma. the fifth element. pirates of the caribbean. reservoir dogs. pulp fiction. the princess bride. the last unicorn. donnie darko. the breakfast club. 40-year-old virgin. moulin rouge! garden state. >>televisual delights the daily show. the colbert report. doctor who. life on mars. black books. never mind the buzzcocks. top gear. QI. early edition. andromeda. house. the office. ncis. strangers with candy. due south. scrubs. arrested development. firefly. spaced. naruto. neon genesis evangelion. outlaw star. bleach. battlestar galactica. newsradio. the o.c. the x-files. heroes. lost. >>people jon stewart. robert downey jr. james may. neil gaiman. stephen colbert. david tennant. dylan moran. matthew good. terry pratchett. eddie izzard. lynn flewelling. ewan mcgregor. >>music matthew good (band). green day. sloan. franz ferdinand. fall out boy. death cab for cutie. billy talent. moist. david usher. our lady peace. the birthday massacre. the network. the postal service. the arcade fire. rooney. the beatles. muse. >>video games the legend of zelda. monkey island. space quest. sonic the hedgehog. super smash brothers. pokemon. mario brothers. f-zero. sam and max hit the road. max payne. simon the sorcerer. goldeneye. star fox. "testimonials" lolol "Helen is without a doubt the sweetest person you will ever, ever meet. She's funny, in a crazed way, and will do anything to make you happy. She writes excellent porn, and crack, and a combination of both, and fluff. She took the challenge to write Jon Stewart/Jon Stewart porn in her stride. She has talent. You cannot do better than Helen." - ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} mackem"Helen C(anada) is best known for inventing the word 'eh', an achievement for which she won a Nobel Peace Prize. She has a lovely ego and I like to stroke it every day. ...stroooooke. When we rule the world together, there will be puppies. My love for her cannot be contained in numbers so I use Greek letters instead. It's almost like the hurricane naming system! Except totally different. Just with Greek letters. To paraphrase this one short story I like a lot, Helen has enough imagination to power a starship. Especially when it comes to writing about pretty men fucking. Also she's sort of my love slave? 'S cool." - cosmicdancer"IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR ME TO WRITE IN CAPS ABOUT HEL BECAUSE HEL IS SYNONYMOUS WITH CAPS. But I can't, because when it comes about thinking of things to say about Hel, I can't think at all. HEL MAKES MY BRAIN SHUT DOWN. Hel is genius, a clever writer (who will makes my pants happy for weeks), has the best music taste since EVER, and has a thing for ties and eyebrows (BUT AFTER KNOWING HEL, I DO TOO. I DO TOO.) Hel is amazing, and unique, and will most possibly take over the world with her Awesome, even if she is from Canada. I LOVE HEL. THERE ARE NO WORDS. NONE." - sapporonoodles"Helen is some type of perfect. And by some type, I mean all types. Plus, she is the only other person in the world I would trust to DRIVE MY DINOSAUR." - oneandonlytrey"...and for the other half of canis_takahari's brain, please refer to the livejournal of wiser_dachshund..." - wiser_dachshundicons: they're all in my memories. if you want to use them, please credit me in your keywords or comments. comments are greatly appreciated but not necessary. please don't alter them. brushes: dj43, 10000_pixels, quebelly, iroka, september_icons, _hakanaidreams, tsukicon, amore, captainarrgtextures: ingrid_m, dreamydaydream, cosmo_mouse, random_sis_tree, _hakanaidreamspictures: ++ I don't really keep track of where I save from; I'm too much of a scatter brain. If you see something you've capped or saved and want credit for, please yell at me, I'll hop to it and add it to this section. ++ For now, I only really know where my Green Day images come from, which is usually jenbly, arohex, or Green Day Authority. Still, I'm not positive, so again, if something is yours, let me know and I'll be glad to credit you. ++ Any of the pictures for my Daily Show icons probably came either from ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} tds_caps or The Jon Stewart Resource. Some high resolution Emmy's 2006 images are from txvoodoo. ++ Matthew Good Band caps were made by me. layout: Header image made by offcourse | ||
| Memories:: | 467 entries | ||
| Interests: | 150: "the jacket", 28 days later, accents, amy sedaris, andromeda, andy warholololololol, anime, arrested development, back to the future, bass licking, battlestar galactica, beauty and the beast, billy talent, bleach, bondage, bridget jones's diary, calamari, california rolls, callum keith rennie, canada, catholicman and jewboy, chris murphy, chuck/jon!, cillian murphy, clerks, colin firth, cowboy bebop, crack!fic, crossdressing, danny boyle, david eddings, david tennant, death cab for cutie, die hard, doctor who, donnie darko, douglas adams, due south, english literature, ewan mcgregor, eyeliner, fake news, fall out boy, fantasy, feather boas, fight club, firefly, franz ferdinand, garden state, gary oldman, gender swapping, ghostbusters, glitter, good omens, gordon michael woolvett, greece, green day, harry potter, hockey, house m.d., indecision 2004, indiana jones, invader zim, iron man, jason schwartzman, john barrowman, john simm, johnny depp, johnny the homicidal maniac, jon stewart, jon/jon, jon/stephen, jon/stephen moments, kevin smith, king sex, kiss kiss bang bang, late night tv, leather pants, legend of zelda, life on mars, lord of the rings, love actually, maids, matthew good, matthew good band, monkey island, moulin rouge!, naruto, neil gaiman, neon genesis evangelion, never mind the buzzcocks, neverwhere, nightrunner, nintendo, orange creamsicles, outlaw star, pad thai, paul mcgann, pokemon, procrastinating, puppy!jon, rain, remus/sirius, reservoir dogs, retarded fighting pandas, robert downey jr, romeo dallaire, rooney, rosencrantz and guildenstern, science fiction, scrubs, sexotheque, simon amstell, sketching, slash, sloan, sonic the hedgehog, space quest, stalked by mermaids, stand up comedy, star wars, stephen colbert, stephen making jon laugh, steve carell, strangers with candy, sugar smacks, super smash brothers, sushi, teenage mutant ninja turtles, terry pratchett, the arcade fire, the birthday massacre, the boondock saints, the colbert report, the daily show, the lion king, the office, the-dictator-who-only-wanted-a-sandwich, thighssssssss, tie!kink, tim horton's iced caps, tim roth, tiny shorts, tiny!jon, top gear, transformers, video games, wedge antilles, writing, youngfanboy!stephen | ||
| Schools: | None listed | ||
| Friends: | |||
| Mutual Friends: | 59: _somniac_, alanguy, aleriachan, beelzezuk, black_mariah, blowjobsalways, boston_marriage, castaphiore, chicagoes, cosmicdancer, d_wells, delusionjackal, dreamerboy31, edgiko, effetely, em16, fearlessness, feels_like_fire, foureyedsnail, froglett_29, goldenfagotto, habes3, hennaed_heart, innerchorus, jetblackmirror, jetpants, jodir, knightvision, kotorjedi_amaya, lashia69, looking_arty, looking_spiffy, lucia_tanaka, mackem, mcee, mikeyface, minimackem, miswired_zero, moon_llama, nene, oneandonlytrey, rageandromance, rainjewel, revid, rulinian, sapporonoodles, saralogan, scheerforce, soccerthighs, staticnation, stopbreakindown, summersun101, sweetnovicane, tasyfa, thedailyview, uluviel, verapermendacia, waxeyes, wiser_dachshund | ||
| Also Friend of: | 13: argyletheme, atalantaxf, avalonauggie, beneathwaves, blindsides, garageinc74, issyadore, jimmy_tinsel, kwistina, letterbomb_baby, luthien123, vbabe_moon, violent_rabbit | ||
| Member of: | 19: dw_slash, fakenews_fanfic, iheartcinema, ironman_movie, lifein1973, metaquotes, ohnotheydidnt, scans_daily, scc_daily, starkindustries, surprise_angie, tcr_images, tds_caps, tds_eps, tds_icons, tds_rps, tdstcr_ot, tonypepper, topgearslash | ||
| Account type: | Plus Account | ||
